Did Anyone Watch the Pro Bowl Last Night?

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January 28, 2013 3:00 PM by Billy Heywood

AFC-NFC  Pro Bowl 2009

Fucking terrible. There’s no bigger waste of time than watching the Pro Bowl. Actually, the biggest waste of time is complaining about the pro-bowl. But fuck it, work is awful and its only fucking Monday. They should just end the whole “Pro Bowl” game in general.

It should just be an award. Just some honorary shit. Give them an extra $25,000 for making the list and that should be it. Plain and simple.

Its easily the worst All-Star Game there is. The NBA ASG is filled with alley oops and ballin ass dribbling. The NHL ASG is awesome with their stick skills (no homo) and phat shooting abilities. The MLB ASG sucks, but the Home Run Derby is still my favorite summer past-time. The celebrity softball game is great because you can watch dimes like Kate Upton and Marissa Miller run around the diamond looking hot as shit.

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There is no reason for this game. No one gives a shit. Everyone is too riled up for the Super-bowl to worry about these losers whose teams couldn’t cut it to get there.

No one watches it. They only have it in Hawaii because that’s the only game Hawaiians can see. No baseball, basketball (unless its the Maui invitational), or hockey. So they throw the Pineapple state a bone and let the NFL stars give them a half-ass showing of their talents. Its a waste of time, resources, and most importantly, money. Money that the NFL could send somewhere else. Pensions, communities, or maybe even research for safer equipment.

Don’t even get me fucking started on the “Jeff Saturday Retirement” bullshit…Fucking idiots. It’s ok to have a guy switch teams, but they can’t celebrate how they want to in the endzone? Fuck that noise.

It’s bullshit, and its fucking dumb. This should be the last Pro-Bowl ever played, but it won’t be…So to make this not a wasteful post, here’s more pictures of Marissa and Kate (click to view slideshow):

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One thought on “Did Anyone Watch the Pro Bowl Last Night?

  1. Jamie says:

    I couldn’t resist commenting. Perfectly written!

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