THESE TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED?!  THESE TWO?!  This 2012 Mayan prediction thing doesn’t seem so crazy anymore.  I literally can’t think of a worse couple.  I guess unless Chad Kroger was gay and married Nicholas Cage?  Other than that this has to be the worst of the worst.

Does anyone like Avril Lavigne/has she been relevant since “Sk8rboi?”  And we all know the story with Chad Kroger and fucking Nickleback.  Absolutely terrible.  Guarantee they get hitched on December 21st, 2012.  Might as well give those doomsday people some hope.

PS – I have been told by someone that they have never heard someone openly hate Nickleback more than me – and you know what?  That’s something I am very proud of.