Patriots (12-4) (13-3)

The Patriots winning the AFC East is the easiest call anyone can make. They’re just too stacked. Everyone knows their defense isn’t great, but when you have an offense like theirs, you could only play the O’s and still have 10 plus wins no problem. Pats take the division without question.

Hernandez and Gronk having MONSTER 2012 plus Welker doing him.  On top of a joke division, watch the Pats coast through the regular season.

Bills (10-6) (7-9)

The Bills took everyone by surprise the beginning part of last season. “They’re the real deal!” No…no they weren’t. However, after learning their weaknesses last year, the Bills are coming in hot and taking second in the AFC East. With the way the Jets have been playing, second should be completely feasible for the Bills.

The Jets will be better than they are showing in preseason, and the Jets always play Buffalo tough.  In Tarvaris Jackson the Bills Trust!

Jets (6-10) (9-7)

After the way the Jets have played in the preseason, things are not looking good at all for Gang Green. The madness surrounding Sanchez and Tebow has taking far too much of the attention of the team. Rex essentially sharing their playbook, the Sanchez/Tebow drama, and a team that is already very mediocre, there is no way the Jets having finishing above .500. Jets finish the season with six wins at best.

God loves Tim Tebow…plain and simple.

Dolphins (5-11) (4-12)

The Dolphins will not be doing much improving from last season. The Fins have little to no offense and as I mentioned on Twitter, the NFL only gets more pass heavy every year. They’ll squeak out some wins but will doing zero impressing this season. The only thing worth watching on the Dolphins will be Ryan Tannehill’s wife.

Jake Long is injured, rookie QB, coach who is trying to cleanse the team of all sins, and very little wins  for the fins.

Bonus – Ryan Tannehill’s wife: